Why dads aren't allowed to bathe the baby!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bedlam, Jan 15, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    Why dads aren't allowed to bathe the baby!
     
  2. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

    lol that's horrible..... HORRIBLE!!!!! :p
     
  3. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    doesn't that look like what Nisha probably looked like when she was a baby?
     
  4. carsick

    carsick Member

    i thought this was going to be about a new law to prevent pedaphillia or somert
     
  5. hiro

    hiro pursue it

    Funny pic.
     
  6. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

  7. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

    ^^things that make me go awwwwwww!

    those are some really cute pictures


    ps, the toaster in the first pic is waaaay too close to water.
     
  8. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I don't get it. Why shouldnt babies take a bath in the sink?
     
  9. Bug Man

    Bug Man Banned

    Why should babies even take baths? I mean, they don't do anything. Just wipe their ass really good and that should suffice.
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    interesting thought. And if your lazy, would you even have to wipe the ass?
     
  11. Bug Man

    Bug Man Banned

    That's an excellent point. But I'm willing to bet that social services may require atleast an occasional ass wiping.
     
  12. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I'll have to check with local laws. Perhaps SS around here are lazy and don't care
     
  13. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

    what?

    babies sweat and spit up and drool

    my little one would collect lint in his skin folds like you wouldnt believe!

    yes, babies need to be bathed!
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    i don't see the problem...you kill two birds with one stone. you clean the baby and you get the dishes done at the same time....whats wrong with that?
     
  15. fickdichskkip

    fickdichskkip Banned

    Thing about fathers bathing their children is that during bitter custody battles this suddenly becomes molesting, and so bye bye to any chances of custody
     
  16. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

    Not only that, but if you look in the dish drain there's a knife sticking blade up within baby's reach.

    :eek:
     
  17. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    the baby has to learn not to touch sharp things somehow, right?

    ...that was bad, very very bad:eek:
     
  18. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

    heh, i laughed anyways

    and what's with the grater? that little kid could grate his fingers eek!
     
  19. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    that rubber ducky looks pretty dangerous too. in the future, i'd be weary of using that when bathing the baby when doing the dishes...
     
  20. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

    yep, those plastics can leach and mimic estrogens, very dangerous... that kid might end up with cancer
     

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