Why can't guys pee IN the toilet?!?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by moonshyne, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

    Or at least lift the toilet seat up? If you're one of the types who just can't seem to hit it, then maybe you should think about sitting down instead. Or at least cleaning up after yourself! Jeez, there's nothing worse then having to piss really bad but you gotta stop and clean someone else's pee off the fucking toilet seat first. [​IMG]
  2. Friend

    Friend Banned

    We can pee in the toilet - we just don't want to. While you girls clean our pee, we get more internet time. Now go clean your hubbies pee while I talk to other males.
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    hahaha, steph I agree with everything you just said :D
  4. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

    Nah, I was thinking you guys just overestimate the size of your weenis. :p Like trying to hit a bullseye with a short hose from 50 feet away.

    And my luv happens to be one of the few men I know who don't piss on the potty. :) Thank gawd.
  5. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    i used to live in a big sharehouse and whenever we'd get drunk and have friends over one guy used to always dribble it on the floor... i narrowed it down to knowing it was him and when i confronted him he denyed denyed denyed!!! Men are also good bullshiters! and good at leaving skid marks in the toilet which so much repulses me...
    wouldnt't you think they would be embarrassed for themselves? more likely they are proud
  6. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

    hahaha, when my sister lived here, her husband would somehow manage to piss ALL over the place....not like a little dribble on the floor, or a spot or two on the seat, but freakin puddles of pee on and around the toilet. You'd need a mop to go in after him. It was soooo gross.
  7. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    does he need glasses? is he handicapped....slightly autistic without realising it?
  8. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

    nah, I think he's just lazy. :p

    edit: and he's an asshole who expects his "bitch" to clean up after him.
  9. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

    So true so true... a couple of years ago I shared a basement apartment with a couple of guys. Let's just say, you didn't go in there without your flip-flops on. Also, they could NEVER wipe their hairs out of the sink after shaving. But I guess that's another thread.
  10. hiro

    hiro pursue it

    Thank god Ben pees in the toliet.
  11. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    I've never been with anyone who didn't always make it in the toliet, I'm impateint and get up too fast sometimes which yeah):
  12. Booty_Man

    Booty_Man Banned

    I can't hit the toilet cause it's like trying to water your plants when your holding the garden hose 6 feet from the end.
  13. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    Because they need a full range scope on their manly man.
  14. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    because we don't like white :p

    unless i'm completely and utterly fucked on booze, i can hit the target :)
  15. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    because our pissholes are clogged
  16. Booty_Man

    Booty_Man Banned

    cause my kidney stone has lodged itself at the base of my corn cob.
  17. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    kidney stones... they are worse than dried semen
  18. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

    My ex fiance had the same problem. At his parents house, he would get up to pee in the early morning hours and most of it would end up on the floor. He would simply use the rug around the toliet to cover it up. I don't think there has been one single time during our relationship were I did not have to wipe up piss after him. Thankfully, my boyfriend does not have this issue.
  19. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    My Aunt has a sign in her bathroom that says, My Aim is to Keep This Bathroom Clean, Your Aim Would Help
  20. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    i only miss when i'm absolutely shit faced

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