Why are pirates so mean?

This thread makes me hungry for Cap'n Crunch cereal.


Edit: just sayin'

Edited again to add: Arrr

 

Possibly offensive joke ahead:

There was a pirate who lost his eye. He got a wooden eye that looked exactly like a real eye...couldn't tell the difference.

One day he goes into a bar. He sees this really fat lady all alone and lonesome. Come to find out nobody ever asks her to dance.

He thinks she looks ok, so he goes over to her...

"would you like to dance fine lady?" he asks

"Would I, Would I?" she shouts enthusiastically

To which the pirate answers, "how dare you? you fat slob!"

Get it ??? would i....wood eye

ducks under the table. was it bad?

 

No. That joke is old. Older than you and I. I heard it a little different though.

 

I don't know why, but that joke ALWAYS cracks me up!

Are you sure? I might have been born when time began, but have retained my youthful beauty and pre-adolescent sense of humor. He He