why are men so confusing?

we get that a lot.

 

Ouch!

 

he's sexy.

 

Fucker! LOL

 

what the hell are you guys talkin about?

 

you trying to angle some 3 way action on me?

 

I think I'll just watch.

 

hahaha. i don't have to be involved. i can quietly observe.

 

so if you're both watching, what the hell you gonna watch?

 

3-way masturbation?

 

bummer, I already did mine for the day.

 

i need to get practicing again.

 

Damn, dude. Morning shower wanks don't count.

 

yeah, it's like washing your hair or brushing your teeth.

 

i suppose for the right return, I could muster another.

 

Haha, such a primadona.

 

who?? me??

 

for dave, a proper return is pretty simple.

 

i guess there's no confusion.

 

i'm the confusing one. i don't get me AT ALL. wtf?