Why are dudes INSECURE when it comes to drinking liqour?

you have to put the rainbow in it yourself

 

but i'm all out

 

i can give you some rainbow

 

I like hard liquor, much moreso than beer, wine, or fruitty alcohol disguised drinks and I'm more than willing to drink it straight, with no mixing required, but my drink of choice right now tends to be 3 parts Jack Daniels with one part Diet Coke. Now that's a stiff drink.