Why are Americans so scared of nipples?

Movie poster American / International:



Why are Americans such puritans and scared of nipples?
Do some people really belief that it hurts children if they see a nipple?

 

I think this phobia started after the Austin Powers movies.

 

I never seen it. Maybe I should go watch it and instill a fear of nipples in me as well.

 

Children might see them!!!!!!!!!

To ensure mental stability, children should never see female nipples.

 

Does it start at a certain age where they can't see them or is breastfeeding fine?

 

Breastfeeding is the leading source of trauma in babies. Who knows what kind of ideas they could get from breastfeeding. The might think that boobs aren't sexual. And a lot of American industries would go out of business if people starting thinking of breasts as a way to feed children.

 

Eww indeed. They are not fleshy milkfactories; they are gods gift to record label marketing strategists.

 

That's kinda hot.

 

Some nipples are quite dangerous. Those pierced ones wth spikes thro..
Owwwch!

 

based on your movie poster example, americans are also scared of pubic hair.

 

If an american baby breastfeeds, it must be blindfolded.

 

Breastfeeding is traumatic. That's why boobs need to be properly understood as two things to be lubed up between which a pile of manhood should be inserted repeatedly...


The Puritan Americans are afraid of everything. Tits, free thought, democracy.. Fucking inhibited wasteland.

 

Yes. We nipple phobic American's are exposed. You got us.

When, I shower tomorrow morning, the sight of my own nipples will cause great panic and alarm.
...maybe

 

Exposed? I think the problem is fear of exposure.

 

A clever play on words...

A cold chill just came through my room and I feel the sensation of my nipples getting hard...what to do, what to do.... :freezing:

 

And toes.

 

As a former Christian from a small Southern town, I demand that a study be done to determine if any serial killers or rapists have ever been breastfed. If so, we must ban the practice! Also, how are American mothers able to withstand the trauma of being forced to participate in such an obviously sexual encounter with their own children? Oh, the shame!

Last piece of conclusive evidence that nipples should never be seen: Europeans think it's okay, and every patriotic American knows they are never right about anything.
atriot:

Pics, or it didn't happen.

 

Vaginas are not the only thing that start wars.

 

No need to. Just move out of looney country

edit: i'm sorry, you're not american I forgot.