Zappa's been dead for abot a decade or so right? You're way prettier then any rotten corpse I've ever met. I'm not just saying that either.
I think you both would look better with shorter hair [no beard] and maybe some time at a health farm.. As has been pointed out by the quick and clever spencer .. FZ has been dead some time.. so his point holds. For these purposes i think neither of you are that good looking.. I have tried to point you in the right direction to improve your lot in life.. Good luck pal.
your pic is fairly current, his is fairly olde....... if we had a contemporary picture of you to his or his to yours (someone understands what I'm typing right?) I think you'd still win.....