Who's out of whoms league?

I noticed that after posting, but there's no option to edit titles.

 

yeah but do you have a 1000 lumen headlamps between your unibrow?

 

is whoms better?

 

whom is a ghey word

 

Yes. I would have gone with "whose", but this is just as good.

 

I suck at dealing with the "womenfolks"

but even i know you NEVER EVER call them chubs

 

No, the unibrow didn't come with the headlamps package.

I braid it into my mustache, instead.

 

I know, but she insulted my virgin-status!

 

My hair brings joy to the masses, my head is touched daily.


To me, someone is out of your league when you want to fuck them (or other such things) but they do not find you attractive enough (physically or otherwise) and thus do no share the same feelings.

 

If a guy EVER referred to me as being "chubs" I would tear his face off...

With a crowbar...

Then burn it in front of his non-faced body so he KNEW exactly what calling me "chubs" meant.

 

not necessarily

 

also don't mistake chubs for curvy. they are not the same thing.

 

To be fair, I only said it to her jokingly.

 

Lol

Im chubs
and sexy as fuck

 

Yes.


But are you out of my league?

 

Yep

/thread

 

Except you aren't!

 

I've found beer to be the great equalizer of leagues, which is reason #2 on my list of reasons to not trust a person who doesn't drink.

Not having beer goggles once in a while is a form of class warfare.

 

don't feel bad, i'm out of a lot of people's leagues.