Whos masturbating...right now?

@Angela36 I hear your concerns but it is time to haphazardly spray some "food" around

 

I have a feeling I know what I'll be doing today.

 

Sometimes when I wank I purposely stay away from the head and just work on the shaft. It takes a lot longer to cum but it is very satisfying when you finally shoot your load!

 

I'm fucking my fist right now and loving it!

 

Watched an old Mythbusters episode. Kari Byron. Enough said.

 

That'll do it

 

Kari Byron sexy: confirmed
Masturbation: plausible
Nut: busted

 

Good job

 

I've already had a wank today but my sex toys have just arrived in the mail so I'm going to fuck myself again! Wish me luck.

 

Wanking now ! Wish there was someone there to suck me off !!!

 

I think I'm the only living, breathing male out there who didn't think she was that much to look at.

 

Yep. Me now

 

It would be more of a challenge trying to guess when you are NOT masturbating.

 

Correct. 10 points

 

I did it this morning.

 

I'd love to satisfy one or two of those women, but it's probably not practical given distances and such.

 

I just started...

 

If you were near me I’d gladly give you mine. Ha!

 

Needy women are everywhere. Trick is finding them. It's not like we wear a sign...