Whos masturbating...right now?

I think the time is right to start employing professional masturbators, to help relieve World tension. I'm sure a circle jerk involving Trump, Putin and Theresa May et al would be great for World peace. And remember, confusion is sexy...

 

Especially May. Unlikely and counter-intuitive perhaps but women who are much-maligned in the media can still be massive fantasy boner material - after all, fantasy includes beaucoup bizzarro

 

Yeah - contusion is sexy too

 

i just did before changing wet diapers

 

You are a sainted woman, Madam. Xie xie

 

thank you, i think ha ha

 

It's hard to separate the two

 

I think only four days for me - over the past - say - five years

 

I'm just wondering if you're from Honkers - I thought I recognised you from convos more than a decade ago

 

I am, have time for a nice long session

 

^^ Good for you!
:thumbs up:

Trust everything comes out ok.

 

I'm at it again...............

 

Me. In the office that I share with several females. I know they are not coming in on Saturdays, though I'm not sure if I would mind being caught at the moment.

 

I am and have been for two hours.

 

Not Moi.......


Cheers Glen.

 

I did a couple hours ago but sadly it went off to fast. Wife hit that prostate "P" spot and blam there it blows!

 

You just missed me by an hour. I had a long, languorous, intense masturbation with deep spasms as I edged and finally blew a copious load into a pair of my g/friend's frillies, then - spent, languid, floating, relaxed, I made a nice pot of tea.

 

Since then I've seen your picture.which is gorgeous but clearly not the same girl - very charming - tres charmant

 

I'm at it again. Just so horny now. Stripped naked and am slowly stroking. I'm going for a marathon run this time. I've got my porn ready to go. I'm going to try for 8 hours, maybe even more. May even try to stretch this into tomorrow too if needed. I'm already oozing pre cum.

 

Currently stroking one off
Feels too good to blow my load ....
Well for the moment at least

 

stroking right now, hoping to edge for a while then explode and eat my cum, yummy

 

Sadly I need to take a break from it. I've developed the problem of not being able to make the daily deposit into the wife's pussy which she enjoys.