Who's going out tonight?

i'm not. i did that last night. i dont think i will feel like consuming any more alcoholic beverages until... indefinitely.. which means tomorrow.

 

Possibly go to a friend's house.

 

I'm going for cocktails with a bunch of my friends, then we'll either go to a salsa club to dance, or go back to ours and play poker with my fiance and his mates as they're having a poker night. Should be fun

 

I'm staying in.... because I'm awesome?

 

I went out the last two nights, so last n ight I fell asleep really stoned.

 

The RL checkmate is a punch in the nose (for women I slap their face with a newspaper, you know. Like James Bond).

 

Bond does open-hand slaps, newspapers are teh ghey.

 

Thats hot.

 

That's true. I never open-hand slap women (I'm not as hot as Bond), but I slap their asses a lot when they are naughty. Not a tap, but you know, a slap that kinda of hurts them. To show who's the boss.

 

Ass-slaps FTW.

 

The prettier they are, the greater the effect. No doubt. :cheers2:

 

I have yet to give a slap to a ghetto-booty because all women who like me are ugly all around but I keep hoping.

 

:cheers2:

 

Sit in a public area and don't move a facial muscle. A beautiful woman will approach you. It's an infallible method.

But you can't move...

 

I look too young to be approached.

I should find me a cougar.

 

Grow a beard. I love a man with a beard.

 

I wish I could.

 

Stop giving him advice that doesn't work. Mojo, NEVER trust a woman when it comes to women. They will always tell you to DO something, when the secret is all-pervasive immovability.

 

Some advice girls have given me about how to do my hair and dress has been the worst load of horseshit ever.

But I really really really really dig beards. I'm a babyface, though.

 

Do you want to look perfect or do you want to get pussy? Make that decision NOW!!!