Who's fucking who?

I've been gone for sooooooo long I have no idea what's happening these days. This was like my soap opera. Who died, who split, who's fucking, who's mad at whom, who got banned, who came back, who even knows who I am, who's new, and who is new that I wont like?

All this and more coming up when YOU post the answer, because I got nothin' over here.

 

i know nothing. this is not going to surprise you. i'm an egocentric being, what can i say?

 

but i hear that pressed_matt guy is an asshole.

 

Dammit kc. You're really letting me down on this one. When I saw your name I thought there was going to be a mountain of other peoples personal info in here. Now I'm going to go slit my wrists.

 

I don't fuck and tell

 

I could tell you but you were mean to me. And you said bad things about my proclivity toward water sports.

 

ewwwww. did my tranny do that? because if she did, she owes me another $50.

 

If I really wanted to know you would. Besides it's probably Juan

And Zoomie, that's more of a past time than a sport.

 

Say what?

 

That's weird Adam loves his golden showers!

 

Baseball is a sport AND a pasttime. So there goes that theory.

KC, I tipped her very well, I guess you two have a lot to talk about.

 

that bitch!!!!

 

Hahahaha. I'd rather be he recipient of a golden shower than the cleaveland steamer I left you all those summers ago.

 

this discussion has fallen below my IQ.



MAN! that's harsh.

 

Just how I like it. Dumb and rough.

 

yeah, making me more nauseated than the dancing question mark.

 

...I was smart and conserved...you wonder why your coffee tasted so acidic that week.

 

You've been my weekend hooker for how long and still can't remember that I don't drink coffee? No more big tips for you.

 

at least it wasnt the rusty trombone

 

very true. Although the rusty pirate is a personal fav of hers. She doesn't even charge for that one.