Who's farts are worse?

Whose farts are worse?

 

I have to say guys', because mine are the worst.

 

My dog's

 

Yeah same, I just didn't want to participate. But now you've said it, yeah. I kick my dog out once a night for this.

 

Everyone's but your own!

 

I almost started my own fart thread a couple weeks ago, titled "is it a fart or a squirt", because of something that happened to me at work. But I thought better of it.

 

So, you sharted, basically, is what you want to tell us?

Puts man on the moon
Still shit 'emselves. Lol

 

So... Fart sauce, then.

 

Ask me after I have eaten 20 dollars worth of taco bell

 

In my experience, everybody's farts are worse than mine, even when mine are worse.

 

Yours, definitely.

 

OP seems to have developed an obsession.

obvious question: is your dog a women or a guy?

but it doesn't matter. the answer is whoever drank the most alcohol last night.

 

Egg salad sandwiches and Schmidt big mouths were a nasty combination.......

 

I think this thread ignores the 'what you ate' factor. Either one could be worse.

 

That's pure sulfur... You could make matches out of that.

 

Lmao!!

 

Pieces of butt flyin all over the place!

 

well you shouldn't stick a firecracker up there.