who's cummin' with me??

shit, I should have gotten that job..... cleaning up after the masturbat - a - thon

 

a mopa bucket
thigh high rubber boots
elbow high rubber gloves
face mask
protective eye goggles

i have the feeling ganja would rather do this job naked

 

fuck yeah..... I wouldn't have to eat or drink for 3 months after this one......

 

bukkake it is then

 

I'll bet I could fill up a 55 gallon drum with masturbatory secretions.....

 

i bet that'd go for a lot on ebay

 

The Zhuhai hotel may need you as a consultant


Damn Mongrorians!

A group of 400 Japanese men flew into the city of Zhuhai in Guangdong province purely for sex at a hotel that had nearly 500 girls brought in. The five-star hotel -- Zhuhai International Convention Center Hotel -- has since been shut down for cleanup and renovation. Media reports said the hotel marketing and sales department, using its contacts in Japan, had organized the group of all-male tourists from Japan to come. The hotel's night club 'madame' made contacts with numerous night clubs in the city to prepare a large group of girls for the men. On the night of September 16, witnesses said the hotel lobby was run amuck with the tourists grabbing and groping the women under their clothes on the elevator ride to their rooms. Doors to some of the rooms were left ajar where the action could be seen or heard by guests. Asked why they were in Zhuhai, one of the Japanese guests said: "We came to play with Chinese girls!" The orgy lasted until September 18, the 72nd anniversary of the start of Japan's occupation of northeast China from 1931 to the end of World War II in 1945.

 

i missed it? damn.. sept 18th is my birthday. i could have been the headmaid cleaning up after a bunch of horny japanese men, but nooooooo. i had to go to a festival instead what was i thinking??