Whoring.

its the only one I know and always gets a nice reaction

 

later is over. funniest post of the night so far.

 

say the one two three cat joke.

That ALWAYS works.

 

i dont know it :tongue:

 

:afro: yeah baybee.

 

oh you'll like it.

an english cat named one two three and a french cat named un deux trois wanted to see who could swim across a river faster. Which cat won?

one two three, cause the un deux trois cat sank.

 

sure I'm a liar.
but both my parents were born and bred in Michigan, which is why I got that annoying hybrid NYC/Midwest accent.

 

as did your joke.

 

OMG!!!!!!! hahaha tooo cute! hahahaha

 

I was going to post that my next post would be funnier, but I've already posted my next post. so I can't post that anymore. I'll have to settle with this.

 

OH PLEASE!

 

yes. yes. you can feel free to use that one. YOu don't have to credit me.

 

yeah, that cat joke was so funny I forgot to laugh.

how many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

haha! woah...you must be like... a cyborg or something. hot.

 

dammit i used to know this one! but now i forget it

i bet is has something to do with being stoned !

 

it doesn't. I mean... I'm really really stoned right now. fuck. how can I even stare at this screen any longer?

but the punchline is: none, hippies only screw in sleeping bags.

 

I dont know. one?

 

oh. thats kind of funny.

 

hahaah.. me too... yay hash!

hippies sooo dont only screw in sleeping bags

 

you like Panda Bear