Whoring.

he was outstanding in his field.

 

more please.

 

fine. Relayer liked this one.

why did the members of Metallica all cut their long hair at the same time?

 

no idea .... how come?

 

to make a wig for cancer patients

 

you are banished from all jokes from now until later.

 

because their hairdresser said it was the only way to get the matted cum out.

 

what?? lol

 

what if said wig had matted cum on it

 

hahahaha!

I don't know if I'd laugh if someone else told the same joke.

 

aww,


it must be cause i'm from ohio

 

that could be it... must be all that midwestern blood I got in my veins.

 

liar, you cityboy

 

I'm not happy with the jokes in this thread. I kind of want to kill myself now.

 

i just bought some draino... the lady gave it to me in a brown bag if you want to be discrete

 

ah.

ew.

then you'd have found a way to make that joke worse.

 

Why do gays always leave hotels early?






























They get their shit packed the night before.

 

And deprive the world of a great sob? no chance. I'm going big.

 

well as far as i can see, my work here is done.

 

alright. alright.

we're on the right track.