Whoring.

one minute in heaven is better than no minutes in heaven, I guess!

*jumps into husker's arms*

 

Like Random Drug tests for the licensed ho....if she test positive she loses legal sanction?

 

let's take this party downstairs

 

i just felt something move in my pants.

I would like this conversation to cease and desist.

 

I was thinking more along the lines of regular physicals and aids tests? Not so much drug tests although they are probably important in that line of work, I guess.

 

I bet there is evidence for whether or not it works.

Prostitution isnt' illegal everywhere. There has to be reports about the effectiveness on such tests and laws in ... say .... amsterdam.

 

Or Nevada....

 

Or my local massage parlor.

 

me too. you keep callin' me Husker, so I take it you know your rock n roll. so heres a joke.

why did Buddy Holly, Richie Vallens and the Big Bopper all retire from the music industry at the same time?

 

Gay sex raid by Hoover?




or because the heart stopped pumping?

 

yay I love jokes.


I don't know .... why?

 

because their vocal chords were all damaged in an accident.

 

DUde, thats an awful joke.

 

maybe because it's a Neil Hamburger joke.

 

Is that the man from the Hamburger Train?

 

never heard of him.



Now tell a funny joke to make up for it. please.

 

why did the cow get a promotion

 

why?????

 

Is that a rhetorical question?

 

i don't know.

why?