Whoring.

Spitzer?! No .... she's my sister!

 

and since we know each other by now, call me nick.

 

Can I call you nick? I kinda think about you a lot.

This isn't getting weird is it?

 

ah c'mon, he has to have something insightful to say on this topic.

 

you can call me a lot more than that, Spencey.

 

haha, nick. precious.

 

I have my moments

 

well, considering our justice dept and police depts are quite inept at stopping prostitution...

what are your plans to do something about it?

 

he's a smart dude no doubt, I'll never take that from the dude. BUT DID YOU SEE THAT SIG PIC HE HAD!?!?


Do we really want to be getting worldly wisdom from him?!?

 

Probably just tip well.


oh, and not beat them up afterwords.

 

all I said was I wanted to read it.
I only take worldly wisdom from one person, he lives in my head and some call him "Nick".

yeh, I saw his sig pic. it lead me to PM him asking him if he was the same guy I got in a fight with at some New Years Eve party in Brooklyn. he looks just like that mofo.

 

you're a schizo?

 

schizoid.

 

is that some kind of alien?

 

shit, I don't know. that's just how god made me.

 

you should call the one on the inside by your middle name, so as to not confuse folks.

 

I don't know Nick, what do you think? we both know I got a strange middle name.

nah, fuck him. lift the glass, put it to your lips, Nick.

ok.

 

they call me weird too.

 

wait a minute, did nick just tell you 'fuck him'?

 

yeah, c'mere just for a minute. I'll treat you right.