Who Would You Rather Kiss?

Who Would You Rather Kiss?

Trump or Hillary?

 

Hillary. I don't want the orange stuff they dip trump in to rub off on my lips.

 

Trump.

I'm a narwhal for Donald

 

I'd kiss Trump.

I'd be afraid that Hillary would gnaw the lips off my face.

 

Neither! Although I bet they kiss each other when she gets in!

 

Case in point.

She looks like the kind to bite lips right off a face.

 

if she bites i'll bite back

 

Neither. But I would have kissed Bernie Sanders on the cheek.

 

I'm going to say Hillary. I wouldn't even shake Trump's hand.

 

Rather kiss a hobo's ass.

 

can I just kiss Jenna Bush Hager and call it a day.

 

I'd rather staple my nipples to a wall than have ANY physical contact with Trump. My rigid kiss goes to Hillary, but my sincerest cheek kisses and hugs go to Bernie.

 

Come on!

Play right!

You have 2 choices.

Quit trying to wiggle out of the trap!!!

 

Donald's rich and has a thing for foreign women, so yeah

 

Jill Stein

 

Hillary and Jill Stein

 

Does this mean I can change my vote to Julia Bonk?

 

Apparently Bill chased her for an extended period of time, and asked to marry her three times.....her????


Bill would have been something of a ladies man even back then. ..and yet...her? ....really?

Don't get me wrong, nowadays I think she is going to be God's gift to the free world.

But back then? Bill, seriously?

In college, fuck she would have been annoying and kind of mousey and kind of blah.

Something's not right there, doesn't add up, I'm going to go with CIA mind control to get him to marry her, or she was a lot like his mommy