Who would you rather have a long conversation with: God or the Devil?

Interestingly enough, I’d choose the Devil. They’re both evil animal assholes, but God is a little easier to figure out. One of the Devil’s most common personality characteristics is that he lies so much about everything that you can never figure him out. Also, it has been suggested that despite being seemingly more evil than God, he actually can be loving. As I’ve mentioned before on this forum, I like to write stories. In one of my stories, the Devil is a hermaphrodite and gets pregnant sleeping with God. God however, doesn’t want another kid and forces a miscarriage. So I guess when they say the Devil can be loving sometimes, maybe it’s just for God?

 

There are many incantations of the devil... only a few of god. So it depends on which.

 

The devil might not be what you think, nor God. So talking to either would be good, I think.

 

Yeah I'd really have to know which incarnation of each we're dealing with.

 

The Abrahamic "God" is clearly a Devil! So, yeah, that guy for sure.

 

A conversation with God would be awesome.

I'd want to know what He thinks of the Abrahamic religions interpretation of Him.

I see Him face palming.

"Don't You know You're supposed to smite me for who I go to bed with?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, and half the commandments 'I' gave you were about worshipping me. I can create universes, but people think I have such a small penis that I have to be worshipped through force?" God mimics stroking his penis. "What a joke."

God rocks...

 

If Christianity God
If Judaism Satan
If Norse mythology Loki
If Buddhism the Buddha

 

Beware the devil in Yahweh's clothing.

 

id have to pick to the devil

mostly because i can apparently make great deals in exchange for mythical soul

bird in the hand they say

 

I'd rather they both leave me alone for once.

 

I think if you’re having long conversations with invisible people then there are medical professionals you need to have long conversations with

 

lol...to both Darkness and Kerri.

 

i would rater live without hunger or fatigue, on a forested mountain that extended forever in all directions,
then have to have long conversations with anyone, god-like beings or not.

sorry, neither things that exist solely to cause suffering, nor the perception of things that wish to be feared being good,
are any part of my perception of a meta-universe of non-physical life.

others are welcome to them. i'd rather have a long conversation with a cat.
or pretty much anything else that was both harmless and friendly.

you can keep the gold streets and mansions too.
a little solar powered narrow gauge railway would be nice,
or even 'magic' powered null gravity platforms on which to ride and haul things.

sorry, i'd just really rather be making things myself, from my own imagination,
then being distracted/prevented from doing so, by having to have long conversations.

the occasional hug from a totally non-human goddess of some kind might be ok though.

 

in other words, evangelical christianity.

 

^ The false morality of vicarious redemption through the torture and death of Jesus...
There's nothing more intrinsically evil within Christianity.