Who Would You Like to Fuck?:2009 Edition

I still am.. She's just..

*sigh*

 

yeah. i know.

 

I woman worth her salt should be able to marry a motherfucker who ain't gay, mojo.

 

Russell Brand? Awesome? Really? :toetap05:

 

Yes.

 

Pretty much.

 

she looks high maintenence.

 

I find her rather painful to the eyes but I was slightly attracted to her when watching "Godfather III". Even though she ruined it.

But she's the only good female director that ever existed.

 

it's not that; i'm almost never attracted to famous people.

 

Really? I thought the opposite.

One thing is for sure, if she's high-maintenance she's got zero chance with me.

 

no, i mean, celibacy frequently leads to celebrity fascinations...

 

I haven't had sex in a couple months, and I'm becoming less and less horny.

 

you thought the opposite? hell, man, no wonder you're going gay.

 

I guess it's easy to fantasize a partner...and that's pretty much the only function celebrities have in the lives of normal people.

 

yupper.

 

:smilielol5: I have dealt with some rough ones.

 

lol. my goodness.

 

yeah, well not in my case anyway. 3 1/2 years celibate and i have absolutely no interest in any celebrity, nor have i since maybe high school.

 

if we're going alphabetized matchmaking on here, i get i'minmyunderwear

for fucking i'll go with ganjaking and tom cruize
crazy in head, crazy in bed