Who would you fight?

I didn't know you were trained. in what style?

 

Fitz and hotwater I want no part of. I'd probably lose a fight to dave and lode (lode because of his training duh) but I'd give it a try. I think red and I would be a good fight. The rest of you intimidate me none at all.

 

Just classic boxing. Im not officially trained, as in I've never fought in the gym, but both my old neighbor (the one who had 70lbs on me) and a life long friend (taiwanese kid, a fucking monster) are trained and fight for sport, and when Jack was real young we used to practice out back. I've never gone all out against the asian kid though, and really most people who know him or seen him fight wouldnt dare. Hed probably shatter my skull if he hit me full force.
But yea they both have shown me the stances and basic moves, and let me practice on them without hitting back to build up some strength, but when we would actually go at it jesus christ lol Id be fucked up.
Then again we were the kind of people who would get drunk and shoot each other with bb guns and throw rocks at each other for hours while blasting Wu Tang, so fighting was the natural next step.

 

"none at all"? that's a pretty homo way of expressing yourself

 

darrel kitchen

 

You remember my neighbor, right Nick?
Imagine me and him actually boxing and you can see what Im talking about. If he was hitting me full force Id fall almost every time lol

 

the guy we met up with before you threw your shoes over a fence or something?
if so, yea. I wouldn't start shit with that dood.

 

Reagan

 

Yea that's him, Chris is his name.
I havent talked to him since like, September I think? Last time I spoke with him he was saying that he broke up with the girl who was drinking with us, and was considering joining the marines. But I seriously doubt that, I think he was just loaded. Besides he was on parole as well so I dont even know it thats possible?

 

Anyone could probably kick my ass, but if I were a bit drunk, I would gladly fight almost anyone here. My number one opponent would probably be Hippie hillbilly, for no reason other than it would be funny to see an old guy kick the shit out of a 17 year old.

 

i bet i could take on gandhi. so i'll pick a fight with his punk ass.

 

I would definitley lol, shit Id even pay to see that

 

ya, I wouldnt dare fuck with anyone who has more than a years worth of training. Even if you could keep yourself stable from the bashing, you wouldn't be able to hold your own while in any sort of guard. Thats when their skill turns into your ass kissing the grass. Its all relative to the size of your opponent, though.

Personally im not much of a fighter due to my size, but im down for some backyard wrestlin' if I can find someone to sizeup to. Probably Zen Arcade. I could get going with that mofo.

 

He's got a pretty strong punch, I remember when he hit me although we werent actually fighting.
The only bit of strength I have on me is in my arms though, and Im not actually strong but Ive been told that I can land a hit that people wouldnt expect from someone my size. Other than that though Im not a fighter either.
Plus now that I've developed arthritis in my lower back and a few slipped vertebrae, I dont know that I could even consider getting back into it again.

 

i dont like fighting and dont think its enjoyable, even drunk. but thats just me.

still, i could see myself losing my temper and taking a swing at one guy on here maybe, but because he's not involved with the conversation and he's in a wheelchair and all, people might think it was an attack if i mentioned soaring eagle by name. so i wont do that.

 

fuck that nigglet. Im still waiting for him to deliver his promise of killing me. He even told me its his main mission in life before he dies.

 

lol

thats all it takes. One drunken swing, followed by the feeling of accomplishment and justice.

just make sure you bury the body.

 

Make sure you donate his hair to your local disease research facility.

 

it probably depends, like what he's on parole for. I'm sure po's and recruiters can work out an arrangement.
I had a friend or acquaintance whichever who told me he was going into the armed forces. funny stuff..

 

I lol'd when he told me, but not to his face of course, that brah would lay me out flat.