I would be... a hobbit. The shire seems so peaceful and festive. I guess I would be Pippin, cuz I want a brother hobbit, to get into trouble
I would not have been any character from Lord of the Rings, because they all had the classic tragic flaw, and I am perfect in every way. Right... now that I'm coming down off my high... If I had my choice, Arwen, but Middle Earth would be doomed, because I would be at home loving myself non-stop. If I had to stay male, Lord Elrond. Purely for the coolness factor, of course.
Hobbits love to smoke and drink and dance and sing and eat... That's me =] And I'm Pippin cause I'm always accidentally fucking up shit lol but no one gets that mad at me =]