who would win a fight between?

It ends in a draw. It begins as a belly-bumping match and progress' to a sing-off to see who could hold a note longest. Eventually they both pass out from lack of oxygen and a re-match has to be scheduled.


Bart Simpson vs The Roadrunner

 

Bart Simpson vs The Roadrunner


bart has that slingshot ...i think the roadrunner is toast

beaver cleaver vs opie griffith

 

That's a close one, but I think the edge would go to Opie with all that fishin' and rock skippin' and stuff, a real outdoors-man compared to beaver who's a city boy.

 

i agree...


and you didnt leave a fight

wilma vs betty

 

Wilma would win, she's way bitchier than Betty and meaner too

Sandra Bullock vs Reese Witherspoon

 

sandra bullock is a biker chick...she would win


ellen vs rosie

 

Rosie would win she's got more weight and she's tougher, but then, Ellen is just too darned nice of a person to fight so Rosie would win by forfeit

Ricky Martin vs Enrique Igleisas

 

Enrique would beat Ricky, Enrique is more macho and I think bigger! Plus I like his songs better

Cher vs Madonna

 

Cher vs Madonna


cher would give her a good go but i think madonna would pull a knife and win


steve buschemi vs dave grohl[sp?]

 

Steve buschemi would win, he would bite with those crazy teeth and distract with his crazy eyes, and I don't know Dave Grohl by name and too lazy to google him right now

Sean Combs vs Marshall Mathers

 

Marshall Mathers will first spit rhymes around Sean Combs and then knock him out.

Stimpy (From Ren and Stimpy) vs. Patrick Star (from Spongebob)

 

I think that Sponge bob would beat Stimpy, he's been too worn down my Ren all these years.

Evo Morales vs Hugo Chavez

 

hugo
bill gates or d. trump

 

Bill Gates for sure

Tupac's Hologram vs Lil Wayne

 

Tupac's hallogram

Lady Saw vs Nadine Sutherland

 

maybe you need to go more mainstream...i have no clue who that is.....i;ll say the saw?

aunt jemima vs the quaker oats dude

 

sorry, I thought Lady Saw & Nadine were mainstream....my bad. but you got it right, Lady saw would win 'cuz she's raw raw raw and the Queen of Slackness! Nadine is too sweet.

Aunt Jemima would win, she doesn't put up with dull tasting oats! And you need something sweet once in a while

Scubbie Dooo vs Marmaduke

 

Aunt Jemima for sure. She would be going all ghetto on his Quaker ass.


PeeWee Herman & Devine (drag Queen) vs Gumby and his pony pal Pokey too in a tag team match

 

thats a good one...gonna go with marmaduke...scooby is a stoner

regular gumby would lose but eddie murphy as ngumby would kick their ass...wouldnt even need polkies help


tweety bird vs speedy gonzales

 

I would normally agree with ya, but Britney may win if she is all methed out..lol.
Just sayin'....