Who Wants to Marry a Princess?

Ummm... as long as you're naked!

 

what! you already accepted my hand in marriage! what is this! gaurds seize her!

 

I'm the princess, silly... we're not married yet... I'm in charge! Plus, the pre-nup says that I own 52%.

Anyway, he's just our resident naked Druid guy... how dare you question my virtue???!!!

 

no no no, we're not married yet this is true, BUT this wedding was in payment for your survival, lest my evil hordes over run your country and slaughter all your friends. and i have 200 highly paid warriors gaurding you and they could easily take you hostage!

 

*throws a frozen crappy at haha and runs away

 

Ummm... I think I might be getting cold feet... haha

I don't think I can be queen yet.... Skip has to either die or marry me, and I think I've been forcefully taken... It's kind of kinky, though. I might end up liking it.

I have a magic forcefield around me, by the way.... A frozen crappie? Come on....

 

yea buddy, MAGIC, not even a magic frozen crappy could penbetrate my focefield....not like im gonna penetrate yours haha :H

 

Ooohh... *blush*

 

Whatever happened to my fairytale wedding? I think we've gotten a little ahead of ourselves...

 

yea i meant on the hunny moon. where do u want to go?

 

Italy!

 

okay italy it is, i killed all teh intalians, but i'll fill the place up with spaniards and you'll never know the difference.

 

You killed them? Who is going to cook for us? And paddle the little boats? Waaaaaaaah! Bring them back!

 

the spaniards!! htey're like mexicans except more romantic

 

They smell. *tear*