Who Wants to Marry a Princess?

Hehehehehe!!!!!!!!!

 

I was trying to think of a clever answer and couldn't get one so you win

as usual

S

 

there is definitely something to be said for geographic proximity.....

 

Goodness... I'm so flattered. I need a few days to think about it, though... this is a good 5, 10 year commitment, ya know.... haha

 

yeah, till death do you part......

 

has any one noticed she completly glosses over the fact that we're already married?
S

 

haha... shhh! I want a pretty wedding!

 

yea!! and thats obviously somehting you can't give her.
happy, marry me AND not only will i let fondlings go on between you lynsey and mystical, i will encourage them PLUS allow you every weekend to go visit olhippi54 for some of his knowledgable lovin. add to that the vast swaths of land i will own from my trek to global domination and the world can be ours.

 

hmm... that sounds like a good deal... but Tony's proposal sounded very lovely. If you can rephrase that in Tony-speak, I'll put more thought into it.

 

tony? is that olhippie? well i could rephrase it in tony speak, or i could put it bluntly. im on a road to globl domination, my armies are ammasing to the south, i have allies to the east and mercs comming in from the north west, over 12 percent of the world belongs to me and that number is growing daily. im offering you a once in a life time opportunity, save your kingdom by joining forces with my hordes otherwise you the vanquishing of all your people. im willing to let lynsey, olhippie, mystical, and yourself live but it all depends on your answer. if you want to condemn your firends to death then so be it, but don't go blaming me when i place their heads on a war pole and tie you to a sacraficail alter where htey can stare down at you for days while you starve, with their hollow blood thirsty eyes.

 

I meant this one...

 

But yours was interesting... I like darkness...

 

ahh, i see, well let me have a go at it then.
oh fair maiden, allow me your hand, to intertwine in mine, preventing the slaughter of your loved ones. in holy matramony you shall know true love, without it, you shall know only pain, suffering, and the loss of your kingdom to the prevalence of an evil global dominating force led by yours truely. i shall stand true in the face of all competitors to your hand by having htem silently killed in the night by trained assasins. permission maiden to touch thy butt, and rub thy breast, and get freaky on thine thrown.

 

I guess offering to fight to the death just isn't enough these days...

 

you can join my army and fight to the death as one of my commanding officers. free booze and booty calls

 

Hmmm... I like it. You win! To all ye runners up... I have a whole kingdom full of hot as shit handmaidens and Ladies in Waiting, yours for the picking. Enjoy!

Now I need a royal wedding planner.

 

i thought you said a princess

 

Hmmm tempting, I have always been bent on global domination...

 

I am a Princess!

 

i dont beleive you