With Trump crashing and burning like the Hindenburg it's become clear that I don't have to vote for Hillary. With the much greater of two evils gone I no longer feel the need to support the lesser. As for the independents, meah. Let's put our heads together, who should we choose as a write-in candidate? We could start a small movement! A few suggestions: Charles Manson. He also denies any wrongdoing! Tommy Chong. Get the legalization movement in full swing! Grace Slick. Think of the changes she'd make! Can any of you top that?
Before the Maryland state legislature made it illegal to vote for him in state elections Mickey Mouse won roughly a third of the votes. Maryland's just a strange state that way, they're a bedroom community for DC bureaucrats who know they likely won't be staying for more than four years and tend to just vote for whoever seem likely to come through with more tax cuts. Why pay for roads and things you'll never use? Northern Virginia is the same way and instead of debating the issues everyone argues over which candidates can't possibly pull off their proposed tax breaks. They say brain damage tends to bring out your worst personality traits. The Tea Party is the tail wagging the dog insisting republican's don't know the meaning of change, much less, bowing out gracefully. Trump never had a chance from the start and his taking over the republican party against the party leader's wishes merely reflects the fact the party is divided and rapidly going down the toilet. All the demographics say they will be history within twenty years and their own kids have abandoned fundamentalist churches as if they were leper colonies due to them becoming just another political stump. Just way too much Fox News, professional wrestling, reality TV, and Hee Haw if you ask me. The real worry is who might come after Trump has made it obvious the republican party is up for grabs. In Italy one Provence elected a popular porn star to office, twice, but that won't cut it in the US. Even Donald Duck is a poor second to Mickey Mouse who's everyone's favorite.
It would be funny if everyone in the country voted for someone who said they don't want to be president