Who Shit in My Left Ear?

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by al-Hallaj Kabir Ali, Apr 3, 2007.

  1. al-Hallaj Kabir Ali

    al-Hallaj Kabir Ali Member

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    I can only hear half of my music!
     
  2. johnnystillcantread

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    Spin around in circles for simulated stereo. Cheers!
     
  3. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    If you spin fast enough the shit might centrifuge out your ear. Be sure you surround yourself with coworkers.
     
  4. al-Hallaj Kabir Ali

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    What's a cow orker?
     
  5. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    It's co-worker without the hyphen and a confusingly placed space.

    I originally omitted the hyphen because there's a shortage of those here.
     
  6. al-Hallaj Kabir Ali

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    I know it---just jivvin' you dude! The word has always amused me. LOL
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Oh damn...
    and I wasted a perfectly good hyphen explaining the term.

    Those little dashes are soooooooo difficult to come by these days. It used to be that you could pick up a dozen for the price of an asterisk but not now! I think it's a government conspiracy- (<------oops, there's one!) allowing the corporate hyphen giants to artificially shorten the supply to drive prices up!
     
  8. johnnystillcantread

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    Hello! I had a slack job today so I had a bit of time to think about shit in an ear, spinning around and simulated stereo music. I soon figured out that spinning around wouldn’t help with the music problem but probably would be a fun way to get shit out of an ear. Anyway tomorrow my job will be to continue on what I was doing today – cleaning then spreading horse manor on flower beds. So if I had shit in my ear I could spin around and be like a spreader. Cheers!
     
  9. al-Hallaj Kabir Ali

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    At last! A voice of sanity! LOL
     
  10. johnnystillcantread

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    Golly I hope your not talking about me I have a reputation to uphold. People don’t give you a hard time or try to ripe you off if they figure you are a nut bar. Anyway I was wondering if you found the new music you were looking for awhile back. Cheers!
     
  11. TigerLily77

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    Did you read the play "Hamlet?" :p
     
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