who remembers that story about bush ????

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by hemp_boy, May 13, 2004.

  1. hemp_boy

    hemp_boy Member

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    some one starts it or tells a section of it then some else continues it. lets start another one.
    here goes nothing.

    bush was sitting in his favorite arm chair at the white house remembering what fun he had last october from beating the Iraq prisoners. he espicaly missed this one prisoner becuse.................................

    ( now the next person starts where i left off)
     
  2. moonbeam7

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    Because this one prisoner did cocaine just like he used to...
     
  3. xZx

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    and he remined him of his daddy, bush always wanted to be like daddy and fuck up, i mean be president of the world, i mean america...
     
  4. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Then God interfered and he choked on a pretzel....
     
  5. thepixies

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    but unfortunately that stupid shit lived and in a not so good state he got his balls sanded away
     
  6. Orsino

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    Then he snorted some coke and started to meditate.
     
  7. Peace

    Peace In complete harmony.

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    And then they all smoked DMT, after which the took some 2C-B, later that day they ate shrooms and smoked pot. The coke was wearing off so they decided to smoke crack. The next day they drank alchohol and some GHB. The following day they shot up on herion and experimented with mescaline. When the drugs started to wear off...
     
  8. Orsino

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    , they did some PCP and special K, Ecstasy, and then went on a three day binge in kennebunkport with his old buddies just like the good ol' days, but everyone else thought he was at camp david.
     
  9. hemp_boy

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    but he wasnt. he was in a secret site with saddamn hussian buying drugs and fucking with him....................
     
  10. Orsino

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    then he got the clap from having a threesome with saddam and the iraqi information minister.
     
  11. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    Who then promptly killed himself with a mixture of Jack Daniels, pure uncut Columbian cocaine, and morphine...
     
  12. Politics are awesome

    Politics are awesome Politics suck

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    which had all been smuggled across many borders inside the belly of Bush's and Ann Coulter's love child...
     
  13. joo kyle

    joo kyle thisandthat

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    who turned out to be bill gates...
     
  14. Shambhala Peace

    Shambhala Peace Senior Member

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    who now rules the world through Microsoft. But he decided to step down to...
     
  15. loveflower

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    Selling grapefruits on the corner of his old mama's town
     
  16. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    and playin the blues at joes bar on open mic night
     

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