Toothpaste for dinner is awesome! Married to the sea is even better. Love that guy! I used to wear short shorts, but now i'm a fatty fat fat. I need to work out A LOT. And my legs are REALLY REALLY WHITE and hairy. But also I don't care so I still wear shorts sometimes.
I don't like butt cheeks hanging out. But I hate the instant-fat look of bermuda shorts...ugh those are ugly.