who is your HF BF n GF

Oh I know I am loved, I get waved at all the time... Come to think of it, they might have been just giving me the finger.

 

That doesn't bother me at all. I know who I am and I don't need another's attention to make me feel good about myself.

 

If it was me, I was prolly giving the finger, nothing personal.

I was saying *cough* you're number 1!

 

That or implying my IQ?

 

Naw, I believe your IQ is much higher then that.

 

ok, but only because you forgot about me.

 

So that might warrant a 2 finger salute?

 

Three.

 

none. because all the girls here are hideously ugly.

 

:smilielol5:

 

Well it helps when doing things with brail to take off the gloves.

 

i know i am morbidly obese and the growths on my face are unflattering, but at least i got sum skillz..

 

If you don't me attractive, you're a loser. End of story.

 

whatever.
last night I fucked Lindsey Lohan and Christina Applegate circa '88 simultaneously. nothing against the HF chicks but it's hard to live up to my standards.

 

you're the worst. yeeech.

 

uke:


Eww.

 

It'd hit it.

 

...you mean live under them?

 

she is so fucking hot.. her snatch tastes like coke straight from Bolivia. it made my mouth go numb!

 

It is and always has been SeaMonster66.

The mans a hurricane of passion.

No homo.