who is the toughest forum member?

Yes please.

 

it's better than chili, anyway. that burns tender places.

 

So I guess Chunky Salsa is out.

Milk? (it would be good for your skin)

 

I could just kiss it better?

 

some people are lactose intolerant. and i hate warm milk.

 

i guess it could be a sort of cantharide effect, eh? like spanish fly. but i dunno, i'm very kind to my best bits.

 

Yeah milk is no good.

 

I thought of the kiss it and make it better line too, but I'm afraid the chili would have killed the mood by then.

Burning genitals are never sexy.

Feel free to make that a sig quote.

How about Baby Oil?

 

i can't change my sig, people like my jokes better now.

 

i changed my mind, my sig is even more funny to me now.

 

You could make "burning genitals" your title then.

 

nah, that would be too much for some of the younger guys to handle.

 

Baby oil!

 

Dooo it.

 

I said that already

 

it tastes awful, though. that's why we went for the chocolate and hazelnut.

 

I don't like hazelnut or chocolate all that much.

How about Strawberry syrup?

 

looks too much like blood.

 

toughest female forum member?? hands down dilligaf..

who would i fear here?? pffft... noone..

 

Yeah, I thought of the blood thing too.