Who is the most delerious poster?

It used to be me but now I masterbate too much.

 

really....? how interesting.....

 

Are you being sarcastic?

 

Oh, your not. Your being delerious for me! Thank you. I love you and want to marry you, and marry too. Also, I am a shark patrolling these waters. *snaps teeth

 

Delirium is you.

And I thought you didn't masturbate anymore? You lied to me!

Or not. lol

 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

I am not going to masterbate for 7 days, starting this morning. I will let you lovely hips know what my balls feel like at the end of it if you are interested.

BTW, the pope is watching me? heheheheh

 

Oooo...i like sharks....

 

Sexyscarlet if you says things like that I am going to have to maserbate again. I am a land shark.... hehehehehe

 

BuffaloSoldier, your pic is so funny!

 

I like that pic 'cause I know the pope watches and masterbates with me. It's a very comforting thought to know I am masterbating(and watched) by such a holy man. hehehehehe

 

The thought pf the pope watching me jerk makes my dick go limp......now Mother Teresa, back when she was alive, that woulda been a turn on.

 

lol brother

 

wow, this whole thread has really really turned me on...ESPECIALLY that picture of the pope...

 

LoL sister

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm turned on New Mexican sister..................

 

*herbal grabs his nuts and deleriously screams to the lord!

 

oh jeez....

 

you know, that's gotta be painful. i know i can't go very long without servicing myself. it fucks up my head, my moods, my self-image. if i don't get at least one-a-day, i'm a wreck.

 

I reveal one of the mysteries of creation here.

So listen.

Well, reading is ok. But if you're reading it out loud, it might not hurt to listen.

Truth beknoweth to you kids.

I did give every Pope the power to see when you masturbate. He also gets a big discount at Wall-Mart too.

BUT...

Only I have the power the power to give you pimples when you do it.