Who is still a Virgin on this site

I have 2.5 kids, but I'm still a virgin.

Immaculate conception...^_^

 

nice job having half a kid.
not many people have accomplished that before

 

yup

 

Ahahahaha! Ahhhh...aw good one, man.

 

Wow, 166-163

That's fine but I scrolled over some 40 year old virgins, what happened to you guys? Join the priesthood or lose your testicles in a war?? Or was it a cheesegrading accident? lol.

Seriously I never thought the virgin count on here would be so high, I mean with what goes on in the Love and Sex section and the fact that this is a hippie forum, just wow.

 

Haha wow cheesegrading lol.
Well, hipforums is a diverse group.

 

I thought it pretty obviously meant I was pregnant...oh well.

 

d man and i are going to have sex on may 10 lawlz!

 

W00t!!! K, so wait, how do you do it?

 

oh........

well that was way above my head. i guess i didnt really know what you meant by that........oh welll

 

If I had to guess, Greg the bunny puller is a virgin.

 

haha i lost a bet when i was seventeen with a guy who i was pretty close with. i think i bet that he wouldnt win a football game or some other sport. he won and i lost the bet and my virginity.

 

~yes~

 

Pfffft. You're born naked and screaming. You shit and piss yourself for the first three years.

Doesn't sound very dignified to me.

 

therefore, 1) babies do not equal humans ,and 2) it is not wrong to kill them because they dont have any human dignity

who's up for baby killing!!!!
i'll get my shovel!

 

I actually have a bet with two friends of mine as to who can lose it first...they probably don't remember....I'll tell them though(when I win, lawl). There's...a long story behind that though. Ahh...seventh grade was fun.

 

ooh sounds interesting...do share

 

*sigh*

So, my friend is friends with this guy who is two years older than us. We were in 7th grade and he was a freshman, he had a bad ass afro (a Bassfro) and was therefore referred to by all as Fro-man, if you wanted to know. Me n my other two friends in my class and Fro-man were having a sleep over and started playing blackjack, and we got bored so we started asking Fro-man all these questions about stuffs, mainly about dances, cause in middle school, the dances were lame, and the highschool "mixers" (at the highschool I now attend) were notorious for being more bad ass sexual (bassexual) so we asked about freak dancing...one thing led to another, we had a few too many Mountain Dews, and we asked him how you have sex. And Fro-man used my friends couch to give a demonstration("You just thrust up against it...kinda like this...but this would be a chick..or Rob's mom."). It was hilarious. So me n my two friends werz all like (well, we always, and still do, make bets about the stupidest shit, like who can get to Alcatraz first...thats another story) ok, so lets put money on who can have sex first. So...thats it. Then we played DDR. We still had no idea what sex was. But I'll have to remind them soon...er, I'll see if they remember, ask if they have, and if they haven't then I'm still good for $20. W00t. :H

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! "bassfro" and "bassexual" -- "mommy i just learned a new word!"

 

Im pretty sure Im still a virgin lol