Who here...

is a monster?

not a methaphorical monster liek an alchoholic or drugs, but a reall monster like a vampire, werewolf or werepidgeon?

 

I got bit by a Republican,

That makes me half Republican.

Boo!

 

AHHHHHHHH, haha...i got a headlock by a republican...

 

i touched a scotsman! ewwwww is it contagious?




(any scottish, don't hate me - the person in question is my best friend)

 

ooh.. cool... I'm like... part scotch-irish... awesome. Touching scotsmen is like... the best.

 

my parents are conservative indian people?...am i?

 

the rebiblican in question for me stomps on anti-bush/republican's feet with cowboy boots

 

You gotta stand up to people like that.

 

or bug him till he does it some more....and be a "hippie" at him

 

I'm God.

 

i know this really stupid girl whom i used to be friends with but was too annoying who thinks shes a vampire. yes. people have told me shes sucked their blood and they freaked out. and my friend who got with her for a booty call which is mean but funny, dumped her when she told him she was into blood sharing and attacked his wrist.......

 

Maybe she's just a raging homosexual.

 

hahahaha...thats fucking hilarious

 

i know...shes a psycho..i cant even talk to her anymore. shes too stupid too. gotten caught too many times within a month and keeps trying to get fucked up...not smart at all....

 

got caught to many times sucking peoples blood or getting fucked up??

 

actually just being high or going to a play, WHICH SHE WAS IN, drunk. but the thing about sucking peoples blood..well only i know that and someone else, but then the guy who had his wrist attacked just told a few people..so shh....i keep secrets and dont like spreading things about people no matter how much i hate them