Who have you caught.....

I've seen quite a few threads about yourself being caught but have you caught anyone masturbating...

 

I’ve never tried, but I think I almost walked in on my oldest son a couple of times.

 

friends BF with one of my thongs while i was living with them

couple male room mates i've had over the years

 

Well... yeah... I walked downstairs once, my son was playing video games... and pretty sure he took a break from that... as I reached the room he was in, he had a very deer in headlights look..sweating... I ignored it, pretended I didn't notice and said something.
That was as close as I ever caught anyone.
Thank God

 

My wife. She was terribly embarrassed. Made me laugh because we mutually masturbate.

 

Yeah, watched a guy stroking himself in a mall parking lot one afternoon. I was in my truck and saw him vividly, I don't think he cared as he blew his load all over the steering wheel.

 

Not including several dozen unfortunate homeless men, men on BART, etc. I’ve caught a few.

The most eventful was a college roommate’s boyfriend who was openly wanking with one hand in my laundry basket.

 

I hope he washed his hand!

 

Before

 

Pretty sure that was directed at me. Somehow I doubt the desperate dude wanking to delicates was chivalrous enough to have washed his hand. Lmao.

I washed them again.

 

I was only joking lulu

 

I have a dear friend who is a dominatrix. She lived in our basement for a few years. We never have had any sexual relations and probably never will. But, I hear some strange noise one day coming from her area when I was down in my shop. Then the distinct slap of a hand and a yelp. A male yelp. I had to investigate. After knocking I heard a shuffle and then she opened the door to the room. I asked if she was alright and she motioned for me to come on in. She had on display one of her "pets" strapped with a collar around his neck and ankles to a plywood board on the floor. He was still jacking himself off while she answered the door. I just smiled and stepped back away to let them have their fun.

 

Caught by brother once masturbating over an old porn mag. He's younger so was quite shocked to discover he had a much bigger penis than me...

 

Caught a high school buddy in the bathtub one time. A friend and I went over to his house, and his mom said he was in the bathroom, but to just go on in and surprise him. And we did surprise him! When we opened the door, he was laid back in the tub with his hard-on sticking out of the water, him stroking it!. He yelled, grabbed a wash cloth and covered up. We stepped back out and closed the door. I often wondered if his mom did that on purpose....

 

Did you join in?

 

When I was in high school my mom caught me masturbating in a unlock bathroom door just as I had started to cum the door opened unable to stop cummings I shot all over the toilet and with out realizing I kept pumping my cock as I looked at my mom her eyes were bigger then the moon as she stared at me cock! She quickly closed the door! For days I was unable to look at my mom's face let alone talk to her until finally mom took me aside and said don't feel bad son your dad still does it as she kissed on the cheek! End of story...good o mom!

 

Yes, later we did masturabte together. Never touched each other, just played with our cocks in front of each other until we each orgasmed and shot our loads. First time that happened was a bit different, by bro masturbated into a sink and I could watch, my face like only about three or four inches from his orgasming penis.

 

Now that I'm married I still masturbate and of course the wife knows! At first she felt cheated but she use to it now!

 

My brother. My step-father had some porn mags and I once walked in on him with a blonde girl stretching her pussy open and he was crouched over the mag on the carpet and was frantically rubbing his erect penis's head while staring at the picture.

 

No. Kinda hard to do unless he/she wants to be caught. Most people are very careful about those things, unless they are like me and occasionally "forget" to close the curtains all the way.