Who has more control of our thinking; God or Satan?

You're just mean. I'm glad everyone can see this side of you. "God is love..." Yeah right. God is cruel and merciless. You wonder why I rebel against you? Why I doubt you and distrust you? Look at the way you treat me.

 

I love you like my own child, and only do this for your own good.

 

well this thread got better : D

 

And what if I say I love you, too? Will I still be condemned to eternal torment? Must I still reign over hell, the monster of children's imaginations? Feared and reviled the world over?

 

It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

 

There are many paths, but only one mountain, and your destiny is to be left behind with all the others who refuse to climb higher. You are free to wallow in anything you want, including your own filth, but even the Devil cannot deny his own greater truth.

 

The TRUTH is that I'm INNOCENT! You were just jealous of me, so you turned me into a monster!

 

Like I said, the complaint department is a recording of laughter, but you are free to return the gift of life anytime you want, and my offer of a free lobotomy stands.

 

What good will a lobotomy do?

 

Trust me, all your suffering will be gone.

 

I don't trust you.

 

That's OK, I don't take it personally.

 

You don't take anything personally. You have no idea what it's like to be a person, yet you dish out judgments and commands.

Go ahead, lobotomize me. See if I care. If you're all-powerful, then you should be able to lobotomize me from where you stand. I'll wait.

 

For instructions on how to do a lobotomy on yourself, send a self-addressed stamped envelop to "Save The World One Idiot At A Time!"

 

At least I'm not the mean one.

 

You are everything you think you are, and Oh So Much More.

 

Yeah, but at least I'm not arrogant, condescending, cruel, and mean-spirited. So, excuse me, but I'm doing all right, I think.

 

I've been called worse by better devils.

 

Probably just you have control of your thinking.
Unless youre an xman

 

Thinking is over-rated when you are omnipotent.