Who has me on their buddy list?

No Oreck? They have a new super hose, it's supposed to suck like the wind.. It can latch and hook on to bowling balls, the suction is that strong...

I printed out your avatar and framed it and told people you are my best friend...

 

That oreck sounds like it would rip a dick off..I wonder if they put that in the list of warnings...you know, like how they put "not a personal flotation device" on bath pillows...

"not for the use of self pleasure, loss of best friend may occur"

 

I should change my name to OREKSON319.... that sounds like some prototype model for the lonely housewife....

Can you see Im lonely too...lol.

 

Hahaha. I bet they do. When I had my Suzuki the release lever in the trunk had an image of a guy popping the trunk from the inside and running away.

 

Your current name isn't on my buddy list but one of your older ones is. Just so you know.

 

so he has about a 4% success rate of making it on your list...

 

4%? How in the hell did you even come up with that number?

And how the hell have you been a member since '04 and I don't remember seeing your name ever until a few months ago?

And why the hell did I just notice that?

 

well 4% was a made up number to reflect the fact that she only has one of your names on the list, and i know you've gone through several names in your time here...

i was on the old forums, then i left for a while, returning in august of '04 to find a completely new set of forums... i registered and was around for a month or two, then took another hiatus until about 1-1.5 years ago, when i returned to post only occasionally for a few months until i got completely hooked in the last several months... (i only hit 1000 posts maybe 8 months ago if that, and now i'm past 5000)

don't know why it took you so long to notice...

 

Surprisingly only 3 on the new server.

I dropped names like whores dropped panties on the last server. But that was because a certain somebody would lock me out of my account every time I left my shit logged in on her brothers computer.

You're a thorough guy. I like you.

 

thanks... if i used my buddy list you would probably be on there...

 

Oh, by the way you're on there.

Attention slut.

 

I knew that.

And don't act like you're not impressed.

 

You should be impressed. You're one of 5 guys on there.

I mostly use it to stalk people I'd want to seduce.

 

Which is why he is on there. We all know Spence.

 

Buddy List

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bird_migration PM X
LuckyStripe PM X
Makaveli_Reborn PM X
praxiskepsis PM X
Samhain PM X
seamonster66 PM X
Tree-Hugger PM X

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Bella Désordre PM X
booshnoogs PM X
Cate8 PM X
... PM X
crummyrummy PM X
hippychickmommy PM X
hotwater PM X
... PM X
indian~summer PM X
lithium PM X
madcrappie PM X
masterofpuppest PM X
mitten_kitten PM X
redyelruc PM X
Skip PM X
... PM X



mines pretty short. since i changed names and the buddy list was put in a less visible location, i don't really use it much unless i wanna stalk someone.

 

You're on there.

Let's do it all over Georgia.

 

I'm shocked!

 

usually just find you quickly.

 

I think it would be more fun to do it all over Texas.

 

I probably do announce my presence pretty loudly here.