Who else would like to work here ???

Letter to my boss...

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and then pay my estate one year salary death bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my salary with increases until my spouse dies along with a health plan that most people can only dream of having



Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position

During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient for me.

In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.



Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this matter. I can, and I will do this..

Sincerely,

Every Member of Parliament running for re-election