Who else could not give less of a fuck about the Oscars?

Seriously? My wife and daughter have had the show on tonight and even they don't give a shit. I've just confined myself to my own realm so I don't have to hear it. But I keep seeing pics posted and wonder who really cares. Same thing with the grammys and all that other bullshit.

 

I didn't even know that the Oscars were happening until less than an hour ago.

 

I certainly could not give two fucks about the Oscars.

 

my groundhogs name is Oscar. hes sleeping..

 

I don't watch any awards shows. It's a waste of time.

 

I don't even give one fuck!

I give enough of a fraction of a fuck to start this thread on a Sunday night just before I go to bed. But that's kind of like a negative fuck.

 

I never watch them either, but I like hearing what some funny people have to say about them...if I'm bored. I can never be bothered to turn on my TV or sit there watching something so long and boring, though.

 

I didn't know they were on until I saw this thread. I think that means I give the fewest fucks out of everyone.

 

these threads always remind me of the goofy kid in school who wants to hang with the cool kids but the won't let them.
If you don't care why would you care why do you need to tell the world?

 

"'The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."

 

I'm the uncool kid who punched the cool kid in the face for bullying a nerd. So I start whatever threads I want without out giving a shit what anyone thinks.

 

Oh shut up you aging yuppie.

 

So you're a bully the cool kids shunned

 

I didn't even have my tv on tonight because I'm waaaay too cool/uncool for that. I'm not sure which one. Which one of you are going to try to punch me in the face for that???

 

Nope. I'm a nerd that the cool kids wished they could be like.

 

poor little depressed janitor, I'm sorry let me give you a hug

 

lololol

 

I love the Oscars. So much talent people gathered together to give some even more talented people some recognition and a well-deserved award.

 

I.