Who created Everything??

You don't have to tell me. With us, it's understood.

 

you're like a wise holy man.

 

i think i shall start calling you rabbi. you can call me grasshoppa.

 

You can call me Daddy

 

okay. that works, daddy.

 

Capital D dammit

*pouts*

 

Daddy!

 

You make me want to come out of retirement.

 

i must be doing pretty good then.

 

I've got the Theme from Shaft stuck in my head now.

 

so do it. which is somewhat better than "keep it coming up." or whatever disco track that was in there earlier. it should add an extra oomph to your strut, though.

 

If I was a superhero, that would totally be my theme song. I'd call myself "The Human Shaft"

 

huh. i used to call people that, but i never meant it in a good way.

 

My costume would be ribbed.

 

don't you dress like that anyway?

 

Yeah, just in case I have to Schawing into action.

 

and you'll be sanitary. that's gotta have it's priveleges. does the ribbed condom suit get hot?

 

Sigh.

What you're doing is trying to convert us to Christianity, which is pure bullshit.

No thanks.

 

Actually, if you actually read his post, he was trying to turn us Muslim.

But that's not important, what's important is that my ribbed costume doesn't get too hot as long as I keep it wet.

 

very nice. where do you put your head.