Who Can Self Fuck Or Self Suck?

Who can self fuck or self suck? Who do you do it and for how long have you done it?? Are you married or single? Gay or not straight maybe curious?

 

I have Been Told To " go and Fuck Myself " on a couple of occasions ( cant do it though )

 

I was told to "get fucked"....

So I did and that person was still mad at me. I just can't win. :bigcry:

 

I have been told to do the same on a number of occasions. Perhaps we know the same people?

 

Probably As most of them are on here :daisy:

 

lol

 

really? i think by definition it would have to be yourself.

 

Yes, I fuck myself in the ass. Then when I'm done, I'm like, "later bitch!"

 

"So I held out my hand to my enemies,
I asked if we could wipe the slate clean,
They just told me to please go fuck myself,
Sometimes you just cannot win,"

Pink Floyd

"There once was a well hung man from Calcutta,
Who performed a wonderful trick,
He smeared his asshole with butter,
Then he inserted his prick,
He didn't do it for fame, nor fortune, nor wealth,
He did it to oblige a relation,
Who told him to go fuck himself,"

Anonymous

C/S,
Rev J

 

I've licked my own nipples to get aroused before

 

Not even cab fare?? What an asshole!! :daisy:

 

I know a guy that considers it great that he can get his own cock in his ass. I don't see the appeal.

 

with an internet penis of 12.25 inches I can suck myself all day long. I am married so I guess I'm bi because I have had a penis in my mouth, wait I'm confused is it gay if it's my own dick?

 

At 12.25 inches, I'd say it's a burden! :afro:

 

It's a bitch! It's a good thing it's super thin, I just fold it in half and stick it to her that way. :dizzy2:

 

I'm calling bullshit on this. If you believe him you are probably a 14 year old virgin girl since the last person who told me that a man could fuck himself was a virgin 14 year old girl when I was in high school.

Lets look at this claim logically. First you would have to take the length of the penis into account. Do you really think anyone who doesn't do porn has a dick that long? Then there is even the question of getting it back there. First it would take bending an erection at at least three 90 degree angles. Good luck with that. Then you have to take the testicles into account. Those hanging little buggers have to go somewhere. Getting them out of the way is pretty much impossible. Then when you finally have worked out all of the logistics of that how far up his ass it's going. Probably not that far.

Unless your friend is Jonah Falcon with ED it ain't happening unless he used a clone a willy to make a mold of his penis.

C/S,
Rev J

 

Jo--fold it double, then instead of coming --you're going. ( oh baby--don't stop--I'm going-I'm going!)

 

His nickname should be U-turn.

 

If I could reach I'd never leave the house.