Which One Of These Top 30 Stereotypes Apply To You?

Top 30 British stereotypes.
(Some may be specific to certain areas)

1. Posh
2. Obsessed with tea
3. The Rude Londoner
4. Smart
5. Bad cook
6. Buck tooth
7. Bad dental hygiene
8. The Angry Scot
9. Royalist
10. Sarcastic
11. Funny
12. Charming
13. Drunken
14. Alcohol dependent
15. Ugly
16. Shag sheep
17. Chavvy or trashy
18. Anti-American
19. Anti-outside world (DA IMMIGRANTS)
20. Stiff upper lip
21. Polite
22. Apologise frequently
23. Hooligan
24. Obsessed with Football
25. Obsessed with Cricket
26. Like to Queue in a line
27. Highly educated (I mean EDUCATED)
28. Fight a lot
29. Loud and obnoxious abroad
30. Avoid confrontation



EDIT:

These apply to me I suppose

2
11
12
18 - I am awake to the reality of how this country treats the world (INCLUDING PEOPLE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY) and its sad........
20
21
22
28 - I often speak loudly if something is important to me (Like a site changing to garbage,etc)
30 - For the most part I try to avoid...

 

smart, sarcastic ... sometimes tending toward cynical in a way that maybe hard to pick up ... oh yeah, and educated ... i know shit

 

Charming and educated.

 

I don't fit any stereotypes....

 

I don't think 'educated' is really a stereotype. Charming? don't know if that is either. Probably to the extent I have any charm, it comes from my Irish and French genes anyway.

 

16

 

1. Posh
2. Obsessed with tea DRINK LOADS
3. The Rude Londoner
4. Smart YES
5. Bad cook DUNNO - NEVER TRIED
6. Buck tooth NOPE
7. Bad dental hygiene NOPE. TEETH OBSESSED
8. The Angry Scot
9. Royalist NO THEY ARE SCUM
10. Sarcastic SAR CAR STICK? THATS A REALLY CLEVER QUESTION. YOU PRICK!
11. Funny FUNNY WEIRD OR FUNNY HUMOUROUS? I MEAN WHICH CATEGORY IS ARSON?
12. Charming ONLY IF I WANTED
13. Drunken NOT SO MUCH NOW
14. Alcohol dependent NOT NOW
15. Ugly NOPE BEAUTIFUL,MAYBE COS IM ONLY LESS THAN HALF BRITISH BY BLOOD!
16. Shag sheep
17. Chavvy or trashy BURBERRY POLOS, GOLD CHAIN AND PRISON ARMS?ALTHO I DO READ STUFF LIKE ARCHITECTURE, POLITICS ETC
18. Anti-American YES V THEIR FOREIGN POLICY AND MEDDLING
19. Anti-outside world (DA IMMIGRANTS) ANTI IMMIGRANTS
20. Stiff upper lip
21. Polite RARELY
22. Apologise frequently FUCK OFF
23. Hooligan NO COMMENT TIL MY SOLICITOR ARRIVES
24. Obsessed with Football TIL IT BECAME CORPORATE BULLSHIT
25. Obsessed with Cricket
26. Like to Queue in a line I DO BUT DONT LIKE IT.
27. Highly educated (I mean EDUCATED) YES
28. Fight a lot NEVER LOOKED FOR IT, BUT HAVE USED VIOLENCE A LOT IN DEFENCE(SOLICITOR JUST ARRIVED!)
29. Loud and obnoxious abroad YES (WELL IT GIVES JOBS FOR COPS AND BAR STAFF DOESNT IT!)
30. Avoid confrontation POLITE, DIPLOMATIC, PERSISTENT, THEN FUCK IT - PUNCH EM IN THE FACE!

 

double post

 

1. Posh- I've been called posh, but I've also been called cockney, two things that should be mutually exclusive (also, not cockney, I'm from saaf landahn)
2. Obsessed with tea- I drink it.
3. The Rude Londoner- I try not to be rude, its more the "awkward, not making eye-contact with strangers unless drunk" londoner stereotype that I'm used to.
4. Smart- I used to be a mod, now I'm a scruffbag.
9. Royalist- fuck off.
13. Drunken- often
14. Alcohol dependent- sobriety is a crutch
16. Shag sheep- sobriety is a crutch
20. Stiff upper lip- trying to grow a moustache on it, failing.
21. Polite- Why not?
22. Apologise frequently- Mebbe
26. Like to Queue in a line- how else?
27. Highly educated (I mean EDUCATED)- how high are we talking?
28. Fight a lot- only in a sporting sense. (bet then, usually with a rapier or longsword, which is probably the most English way of fighting ever concieved.)
30. Avoid confrontation- yup

 

1 nope
2 nope
3 not from London so nope
4 yes
5 yes
6 nope
7 nope
8 nope
9 nope
10 nope
11 can be
12 can be
13 can be
14 nope
15 nope
16 nope
17 nope
18 nope
19 nope
20 nope
21 yes
22 nope
23 nope
24 nope
25 nope
Nope
Yes
Nope
Nope
Nope
How many points did I get?

 

10 11 14 Have You ever tried to Catch a Sheep ?

 

I'm perplexed. Many of the things listed here are not actually stereotypes, but rather character traits.

 

I'm whatever people make me out to be, base on their predispositions, and/or experiences with me, or people similar as me. It also depends on the situation. So, whatever you think is who I am.

 

"I'm whoever you think I am..." Is there an echo in here? I did not like that saying in the song last night and don't like it now. Stand up and be counted for whoever you are without trying to lay that shit on someone else!

 

If anything is utterly perplexing it must indeed be this.

 

Maybe 'perplexed' should be 31 on the list.

 

I am not sure about "utterly perplexing", but perplexing, yes.

I find Astro Physics and Nuclear engineering more along the lines of "utterly perplexing".

 

Obsessed with the weather
Complain about everything imaginable
Reserved

 

British people - Arent they all 29?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHH7krBwc0Q