Which of the Ten Commandments did you break?

Damn... jessie... you're already not a killing virgin? I better get on this to catch up.

And what about making love IN church? That is lots of fun... :nods:


-off to kill a bitch... or go to the store... we'll see what happens....

 

*high fives indian~summer*

lode... the right kind of love on a sunday mornin

 

Didn't one of them say you're not supposed to covet your neighbor's ass?

 

i don't covet my neighbours ass, i enjoy my own

yeah lucky i dig your idea, lets kill a priest in church, make love on top of him, and worship buddha
god damn that sounds like fun

 

i'm not a killing virgin, but i won't get into that

 

You shall have no other Gods but me.
Whatever you say, Mr. Spaghetti Monster.

You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
why don't you bow down and suck my idol?

You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
who made you the goddamn rulemaker?

You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.
I do your mom on the sabbath

Respect your father and mother.
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad!

You must not kill.
Self-defense?

You must not commit adultery.
That's not what your mom said last night.

You must not steal.
I was just borrowing it.

You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.
then I can lie about everybody else?

You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.
Envy this!
:rmoon2:

 

I know all about how your a mob. boss. All I'm sayin is... I want in.

 

you sure you want to live that life???
lifes too short but in the mafia it tends to be shorter...

 

you don't really want it
it's a dangerous scene


*edited*
love

 

I'd have to fuck over someone in the mafia to really make it shorter though and I don't fuck people over.

fully edited... it gave too many clues... omg, im being watched!

 

edited

 

im well connected too...if i ever get murdered by someone and my buddy finds out a whole generation of the person who murdered me's family will grow dirt gills...

 

AHahahaha... well, thanks... I was mostly joking though but yeah kinda. I'll edit mine too.

 

You guys talk so much shit.

 

What are you editing?

 

it's awesome to have connections isn't it

i think i have russian mafia connections too, through my family


man, don't fuck with me
you don't even know

 

HA!,
if only you knew...

 

you're soooooo not funny

 

Thanks.

 

nuh uh

Are you gonna put a hit out on me?