ha ha ha. This question is so funny. I have thought about this before. I didnt ever think anyone else thought of this too...lol. when its hard I will re-adjust it to the right leg (not sure why i went righ and not left though)...when soft it just chills in the middle
If its soft it just hangs down in the middle. When its hard it sticks up and doesnt rest on any leg. It goes over to my left a bit when its hard and its dead straight. Im right handed when I wank and I wank a lot.
it varies - right now its more kinda in the middle cos i'm in baggy trousers ps i masturbate with my right hand