if i could order a tail , id want a 4 ft long prehensile model . you want to have good controle and motility , so you wont have it in the way when you gotta poop !!
Left... I remember answering this question on HF sometime back... Anyway, it was on the left then as it is now... =)*
I stick mine in my arse. No seriously. Usually it points to a beautiful women. Like a sunflower reaching for the sun on a beautiful summers day, reaching to heaven:X
Left. I always figured it's because I sleep on my left side, so it just got used to going that way. .
Left for me too, but I just figured it was because I'm left handed, or because my penis actually curves to the left. my penis is about 5 inches long soft so, definetly not middle. And I actually find it very uncomfortable when it gets shifted to the right side. I also masturbate with my left hand, unless im using lube, then its my right hand, I do have a gf, but we arent that far yet, so i still have to "pleasure myself"
In the year 5555 Your arms hanging limp at your sides. Your legs got nothing to do. Some machine doing that for you.
My cock is always on the left, if it accidently rests the wrong side it's damn uncomfortable and i have to move it back, even if i'm at dinner with the queen, it just has to be moved! ( I have never had dinner with the queen, was just an example!)