Which leg is your penis resting upon?

Discussion in 'Sex Polls' started by Mui, Jan 12, 2005.

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Which leg is your penis resting upon?

  1. Left

    1 vote(s)
    0.3%
  2. Right

    236 vote(s)
    71.1%
  3. small penis/other/center/shrinkage

    95 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Shampoo

    Shampoo Banned

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    uh..............right?
     
  2. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    I tuck mine in.
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I will give you a hint, it is not resting on tooolmaggot's leg.
     
  4. TheStoon

    TheStoon Member

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    Heres something interesting from a Scrotum webpage (now thats something i never thought i'd end up saying! :D)

    "It is normal for one testicle to hang lower than the other in the scrotum. It considered more attractive to have the right one lower than the left. (The opposite applies to European tastes.) "

    I wonder if the same rules apply for the penis? I'm a euro and my nob hangs to the right, the opposite side to my lower left nut. Maybe there is a continental connection to this whole thing?

    I've got a friend like that, one of the funniest sights i've ever seen was him sleeping naked on a hotel bed after a heavy night - during his sleep his ballsack had swung round and completely hidden his penis.

    Just these two massive nuts staring at everyone in the room.

    Probably had to be there! haha But it was funny at the time! ;)
     
  5. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    None, they took off too much at circumsision.
     
  6. Cold_Phusion85

    Cold_Phusion85 Member

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    funny thread but I would say my left . Why does it do that?
     
  7. Lainey

    Lainey Member

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    thats funny. i always picked on my ex bc his penis pointed left. i just didnt understand, but it was so funny
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    are you left handed when you play with it?
     
  9. shaba

    shaba Grand Inquisitor

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    Right.
     
  10. gutshank

    gutshank Member

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    left for me
     
  11. ashers

    ashers Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    To be honest I dont know... get back on that one :&
     
  12. the_dude

    the_dude Senior Member

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    It just sorta hangs down in the middle.
     
  13. gesone

    gesone Member

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    My left one. Always my left.
     
  14. Keegan

    Keegan Member

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    Usually to the left...
     
  15. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    These are some interesting results. Right now I'm sitting up in the chair with my legs crossed and my dick on my left leg.
     
  16. sniffmagikmarkrs

    sniffmagikmarkrs Senior Member

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    lol i hear that.....i need some cock
     
  17. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    It's tucked in my right sock.
     
  18. lakshen

    lakshen Forn SiĆ°r

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    ahaha, that shouldn't be so hard, you look like penny from almost famous
     
  19. SvenStrong

    SvenStrong Member

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    Right sock, I like that. :)

    Left leg here.
     
  20. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    what if humans had two peni...and one leg in the middle ...then it would be which penis is your leg resting on !
     

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