Having the runs when you have a house full of people, OR having the runs when you're hanging out at a good friends house and it is just the two of you.
Obviously the first one is worse. What, you dont shart infront of your good friends? Me and my buddies dont even close the door. pffttt
I live in a large two story house...so I would go upstairs and call the wife downstairs and have her tell folks I have become ill.
Well I would be pissed...no one goes upstairs but us or a stay over guest. I couldn't tell you the last time someone other than the two of us or our adult children have been in our bedroom/bathroom. Years.
That would be a nightmare for me. I haven't dropped a loaf in a public bathroom for a very long time. I am pretty sure the last time was when I took the kids to see Lion King and had a sudden..problem. So let's see...Googling...ahh 1994. So 21 years ago! So must have just been the daughter as my son was born that year.
It's worse at a friends house. I would feel much more comfortable setting off the fire alarms to evacuate my house, than my friend's.
saying Bob Saget three times will tighten your sphincter.. the opposite works with John Stamos .. Do not try while driving ..
obviously the first is worse. because 1) your house is full of people, and 2) if you really feel sick, you can't just leave. you can be a dick and throw everyone out, but that's harder than saying "i've got the runs, i think i'm going to dip." especially when it's a broken door that doesn't lock.
back in high school, we had a track meet at a stadium that had stalls with no doors at all. even worse, the walls only went maybe a foot past the front of the toilet. and i really had to shit. so yeah, i took a shit in a stall with no door, where i could lean forward and look down the entire line of stalls. never again, i hope.
