Which Disney princess would you pipe?

Ahhhh.....The eternal question....

 

i feel like either of those would be pretty useless on land...

i'd have to choose fishhead though, because the "fwap fwap" sound it's making is super sexy.

 

hubba hubba, check out those big beautiful eyes.

 

I can't believe you would type "fish vagina" into google with such reckless abandon...


What were you thinking????

 

smaller than any disney princess'...

 

I don't know who several of those are. I know Jasmine, Pocahontas, Ariel, Snow White, Belle, and with the help of wikipedia to jog my memory, Cinderella, Mulan.


Mulan! Most definitely Mulan. Soon as I read her name I remembered her. xD Her or Pocahontas. Native Americans man, what can I say?

 

What are the practicalities with "piping" a cartoon character? Is it anything like shagging a rubber doll?

 

No, because you can actually stick your pipe in a rubber doll...with these you have to imagine it while pulling on it yourself...

 

just pick your favorite or gtfo.

 

Can I get a party going with Esmerelda, Jasmine and Mulan?

Totally exotic...

Also I'd like to protest the marked lack of Fiona, as a human or an ogress. Either way she was rockin' the curves... Mmmm

 

shes not one of Disney's sluts

 

Hahahaha...

 

Bell

 

this is my most favorite Dinesey character.


Helena Katrina Sinclair

 

bambi's mom. in the meadow, half past a quater moon.


--thumper.

 

I lol'd.

But she's not a princess. :tongue:

 

She is a deer though...

 

in the land of animal frolics and wild fires she remains a queen of the night.

 

:cheers2:

 

Jasmine!