where would YOU hide it?

crystal meth?

 

Paranoid type? That requires drilling down a wall, creating a secret layer behind a bookcase or throwing it on top of a ceiling tile duhh obviously just push your bookshelf home brah til you get flipped into a different room full of secret wives and luggage problems solved

 

When i worked at the a head shop we sold abunch of stuff to hide ur stash in.
like coke a cola cans or beer cans that look like the real deal, even had liquid in em so if u shook it u could feel it swish around and the bottom unscrewed and u hide it in there.
they also had a fake electrical socket that u replace ur real one with and
it opened up...I bought a fake video tape that opens up or i tape it inside one of my guitars or put it in my stereo speaker...the sky is the limit when it comes to hidin ur stash

 

I've got a Phish Food container in my freezer.
Peace Out,
Rev J